Okay, hear me out, You should definitely invest in a giant mecha robot And I’ll lay out all the reasons. There’s three. Chicks dig Giant robots We Dig Giant robots That’s a Fact Nice If you do it right, you can get a Giant Mecha for just the low low price of two bucks, Under… Read More How buying a giant robot is a good investment idea
They are there, but you don’t see. If you do see them, you soon forget. If all else, many don’t notice. The passing glance of your own shadow, how many pay attention to such a novel thing that lingers ever so presently in your blindspots? What if the shadows were living? Much like the beggar… Read More Voices of the Forgotten Shadows, the Invisibles
Hey, remember how I said some small time Family Hedge Fund got to leverage a shit ton of money? Well what would happen if it was a larger hedge fund? Like, idk, someone who manages more than 40% of retail order flow in a quadrillion dollar asset market (stonks)? Archegos leverages some millions into billions.… Read More The Calm before the Storm
LMAO, In response to “r/GME is a cult“, it just so happens that over Easter Sunday, some mods got power hungry, bribed, or whatever. Here are a collection of Reddit ‘headlines’ that tell a story. r/GME and the FUD campaign People point out the parallels with the original FUD campaign in January Apparently the mods… Read More r/GME is compromised
Alright, It’s been a while since I covered shit on GME since my last post here. If you frequent the subs, you won’t (probably) learn anything new here. But there’s been some trouble abrewing for the GME fiasco, Let’s start with the light hearted notes before diving into the darker ones, You know, like life.… Read More GME update, Suicide framing, Bond bail outs, Ape Donations and more
I’m talking about Daft punk. The duo is no longer together as of 22 Feb, 2021 For the English illeterata, ‘Daft’ means mad or insane. I know, because I googled it. Yea, so Daft Punk were these two French dudes that were universally loved for their gift in music. Their lyrics transcended language barriers and… Read More A Tribute to two Punks that were not Daft but were still madlads
Most of this is probably borderline illegal, or whatever. I don’t know man, I just report the fake facts as if they are a real piece of fiction. What do you want from me, man? Gamestop Someone posted that Careers at Gamestop changed up their logo into a circled ‘GME’, it seems they know how… Read More More Interesting plays in the Game Stopping $GME war
This is obviously a shit post; Anyway, here’s what we know. The World doesn’t like (specific) American Hedge Funds. America also doesn’t like (specific) American Hedge Funds. So the World and America was united against the hedge funds, and everyone bought GME to originally profit, but now they do it to “stick it to the… Read More Is Wall Street Bets unifying the world? Is this World Peace?
Glad to see you haven’t off’d yourself just-quite-yet, well we got a good find for an article today. That is, the day of capitalist pigs going oink oink. I mean, who are the pigs? The rich people making poor people make the goods? or the consoomers buying all the becky supplies? Guh. Enough about neon… Read More Black Friday, the Death celebration
Word on the block is, “LEGOs are the new gold standard for Drugs”. Mintly unopened LEGOs keep the grease fresh on the lubricant of drug trade that fuels these streets. If you’re on this website then you’re a smart investor, knowing you, you’re going to be loaded with LEGOs like a Neck-Bearded Anti-Socialite. It’s great,… Read More LEGOs, the New Gold Standard for Drugs