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Category: Holy-Shit-Posts

How to be Spiritually Poorer Materialistically

Alright, so first, we must define Spiritual Materialism. Spiritual Materialism is the idea of hoarding experiences as if they were materials. You know how people always talk about that time they did X or Y or ‘back in highschool’ or ‘as a three time world expert’ or ‘It is because I took 30 grams of… Read More How to be Spiritually Poorer Materialistically

July 24, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

WTF is Enlightenment?

Warning, Some of you might actually reach enlightenment from reading this article. So, Like, pump the brakes. Alright, enlightenment comes in many forms, But the word, en-lighten. Is to light the spark of divinity within you. The Fire of passion. The power of creation. A part of the Genius Godhead thingy that is innately intrinsically… Read More WTF is Enlightenment?

January 18, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Religion is a Scam; To sell you more God

Hey, it’s me again, I’m coming at you sideways. Before you continue hearing terrible wayward Non-Valid advice, Consider checking out these articles about Science and Atheism; Link 1; Why Atheism is a Scam Link 2; Scientism, the Nouveau-Age Papal I mainly linked those two articles above, just so you don’t think I’m like Pro-Science-Cult or… Read More Religion is a Scam; To sell you more God

December 29, 2021July 2, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

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