IRS on reporting illegal activities and stolen goods; and the comments are lit

So a tweet made to light the idea of reporting stolen income or illegal activity to the IRS. At which point, this raises two possible outcomes; Amnesty for reporting the crime you committed, and because the government collected it’s share, it would technically be state sanctioned thereby the government is endorsing and approving it. Or… Read More IRS on reporting illegal activities and stolen goods; and the comments are lit

WTF is a Vulture Hedge Fund? . . . Are you making up words again?

Yes, yes I am, because I invented the No Safe Bets Dictionary and I can make up as many words as I fucking want. Quaaludes are back in baby. Anyways, Riddle me this asshole, What’s better than Crime? The Answer, Organic cr-, I mean, Organized Crime Yea Well, you see Vulture Capitalism, is the practice… Read More WTF is a Vulture Hedge Fund? . . . Are you making up words again?

WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend

Well, tell your friend it’s simple, you fucking ‘friend-simp’ goon Money Laundering is when you get ‘clean money’ from washing ‘dirty money’. The easiest way to clean your money is to throw it in a washing machine, that way it gets clean. Ever left some dollars in a jacket pocket or jeans and then threw… Read More WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend