Yes, yes I am, because I invented the No Safe Bets Dictionary and I can make up as many words as I fucking want. Quaaludes are back in baby. Anyways, Riddle me this asshole, What’s better than Crime? The Answer, Organic cr-, I mean, Organized Crime Yea Well, you see Vulture Capitalism, is the practice… Read More WTF is a Vulture Hedge Fund? . . . Are you making up words again?
Well, tell your friend it’s simple, you fucking ‘friend-simp’ goon Money Laundering is when you get ‘clean money’ from washing ‘dirty money’. The easiest way to clean your money is to throw it in a washing machine, that way it gets clean. Ever left some dollars in a jacket pocket or jeans and then threw… Read More WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend
Kome Kloser my Ape friend, And I will talk to you about da wae of the stonks. This is a shit post, and you shouldn’t take it seriously or make any decisions, let alone breath, from this. I also don’t explain things down to the pea-brain level, nor do I care to. You shouldn’t really… Read More WTF is a ‘long’ and a ‘short’ in stonks?
Yea, this is a confusing rabbit hole, I get it. So, there needs to be some clarification on the difference between Activist investing and Investor Activism. You see, Activist Investing is all about investing, and making money from your investment. Investor Activism, is using your investments as a leverage to make your vested company perform… Read More WTF is Investor Activism?
Well, I talked about the power bottom Otters Activist Short Sellers, might as well talk about the straight-arrow long-dick style vesters. Look, as much as the next guy, I love markets, money, and manipulation. I love money markets, money manipulation, market manipulation. Best of all, I love Money Market Manipulation. Activist Investing is like being… Read More WTF is Activist Investing?
Well, God created the Heaven and the Earth and THE GAYS and on the 3,422nd day of creation, he created the best gift. Short Sellers, these Bears are not only the Gayest thing in the world, they’re also gay enough to land on the fucking mooooooon. Short Sellers are God’s Gift to the world, plain… Read More WTF is an Activist Shortseller?
Yes, everything is a scam, and if you don’t know that by now, then wut. Well anything your hardly-earned Taxed nothings go to, is definitely a scam. Especially a well regulated and hardly-any-regulatory-captured interests of things like Environments and Protections. We’re talking about the EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency. This is a very long article,… Read More WTF is the EPA, another Scam? This again!?
Golden handcuffs are a great thing, they’re like golden collars that you wear around your neck. Hey, you look like a talented young sport, why not sign up for some awesome money and some golden accessories? You want 100k right now, right? After all, you want to be iced out in gold and fashion, right?… Read More WTF are Golden Handcuffs? Another Scam?
Well, when a company wants to sell a product, it is in their best interest to make it addicting. Think of it like sugar additives or having a food or drink taste good. The better the taste, the better the experience, the more repeat visits. So some small-PP folks found a way to make a… Read More WTF is the Opioid Crisis?
What better way of making money than taking someone’s trash and turning it into treasure? The simple art of re-gifting failure into success, that’s what Vulture Capitalists do, and by success, that means making money. Vultures are scavengers, so a vulture hedge fund invests at picking out the pieces of a failed business, entity, or… Read More Vulture Capitalism, the best kind of capitalism, Deadass