First and foremost, if you support property taxes AND are an Economist, Tax Lawyer, Tax accountant, or anything Tax related then this is an obligatory message; sook mah deek. The word ‘Tax revenue’ should make you shiver like getting withdrawals or having a rough STD after running out of penicillin at your third doctor (because… Read More Property Taxes are inherently Evil
Warning, Some of you might actually reach enlightenment from reading this article. So, Like, pump the brakes. Alright, enlightenment comes in many forms, But the word, en-lighten. Is to light the spark of divinity within you. The Fire of passion. The power of creation. A part of the Genius Godhead thingy that is innately intrinsically… Read More WTF is Enlightenment?
So a tweet made to light the idea of reporting stolen income or illegal activity to the IRS. At which point, this raises two possible outcomes; Amnesty for reporting the crime you committed, and because the government collected it’s share, it would technically be state sanctioned thereby the government is endorsing and approving it. Or… Read More IRS on reporting illegal activities and stolen goods; and the comments are lit
Oh boy, I thought politicians were pretty retarded, but this unrealized gains tax is by far the most retardedest thing I’ve heard of in the last year. Because a year ago, I heard the same rhetoric, it’s just echoing again for whatever dumb reason. If you don’t know what Unrealized Gains are, then you are… Read More Lorde Edge and Unrealized Gains Tax
This article is to help illustrate the sort of function and role that ‘Clearing and settlement’ have in a business setting. More so to help set up a primer to talk more degeneracy about the stonk markets and financial logistics. So this is a primer. Simp-le enough of a question, let’s go dive into the… Read More WTF is Clearing and Settlement?
Alright, well, let’s talk about degen terms and go down a rabbit hole in Scammalism. Where everything is a scam, including breathing. Alpha; Besides being the first letter, related to aleph, and spira-noma-animus of meta-physica. Uhm, alpha has a place in da markets. Alright, First common sense rule of the markets is that; in order… Read More WTF is Alpha and Alpha Capture (in stonks)?
Yes, yes I am, because I invented the No Safe Bets Dictionary and I can make up as many words as I fucking want. Quaaludes are back in baby. Anyways, Riddle me this asshole, What’s better than Crime? The Answer, Organic cr-, I mean, Organized Crime Yea Well, you see Vulture Capitalism, is the practice… Read More WTF is a Vulture Hedge Fund? . . . Are you making up words again?
Well, tell your friend it’s simple, you fucking ‘friend-simp’ goon Money Laundering is when you get ‘clean money’ from washing ‘dirty money’. The easiest way to clean your money is to throw it in a washing machine, that way it gets clean. Ever left some dollars in a jacket pocket or jeans and then threw… Read More WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend
Kome Kloser my Ape friend, And I will talk to you about da wae of the stonks. This is a shit post, and you shouldn’t take it seriously or make any decisions, let alone breath, from this. I also don’t explain things down to the pea-brain level, nor do I care to. You shouldn’t really… Read More WTF is a ‘long’ and a ‘short’ in stonks?
Yea, this is a confusing rabbit hole, I get it. So, there needs to be some clarification on the difference between Activist investing and Investor Activism. You see, Activist Investing is all about investing, and making money from your investment. Investor Activism, is using your investments as a leverage to make your vested company perform… Read More WTF is Investor Activism?