WTF is a Vulture Hedge Fund? . . . Are you making up words again?

Yes, yes I am, because I invented the No Safe Bets Dictionary and I can make up as many words as I fucking want. Quaaludes are back in baby. Anyways, Riddle me this asshole, What’s better than Crime? The Answer, Organic cr-, I mean, Organized Crime Yea Well, you see Vulture Capitalism, is the practice… Read More WTF is a Vulture Hedge Fund? . . . Are you making up words again?

WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend

Well, tell your friend it’s simple, you fucking ‘friend-simp’ goon Money Laundering is when you get ‘clean money’ from washing ‘dirty money’. The easiest way to clean your money is to throw it in a washing machine, that way it gets clean. Ever left some dollars in a jacket pocket or jeans and then threw… Read More WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend

WTF is the EPA, another Scam? This again!?

Yes, everything is a scam, and if you don’t know that by now, then wut. Well anything your hardly-earned Taxed nothings go to, is definitely a scam. Especially a well regulated and hardly-any-regulatory-captured interests of things like Environments and Protections. We’re talking about the EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency. This is a very long article,… Read More WTF is the EPA, another Scam? This again!?

Vulture Capitalism, the best kind of capitalism, Deadass

What better way of making money than taking someone’s trash and turning it into treasure? The simple art of re-gifting failure into success, that’s what Vulture Capitalists do, and by success, that means making money. Vultures are scavengers, so a vulture hedge fund invests at picking out the pieces of a failed business, entity, or… Read More Vulture Capitalism, the best kind of capitalism, Deadass