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Category: Drugs

Perverse Law enforcement is a Scam

I’m talking about Entrapment folks. This article is gonna focus a little more heavy on the FBI side, because it was easier and funnier to make fun of them than regular dirty pigs (Not saying all cops are pigs, but there are pigs and there are dirty ones). Cops and Law enforcement and other Alphabet… Read More Perverse Law enforcement is a Scam

January 14, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

A slice of NJ’s Opioid Epidemic

Editorial note; I kind of gave up on the article and just posted it as is. There’s some interesting tidbits and the story expounds itself. But don’t expect anything too interesting. It’s basically a NJ pill mill with some egregious instances of handing a FUCKTON of pills and some dishonest doctors with hot pads while… Read More A slice of NJ’s Opioid Epidemic

May 19, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

WTF is the Opioid Crisis?

Well, when a company wants to sell a product, it is in their best interest to make it addicting. Think of it like sugar additives or having a food or drink taste good. The better the taste, the better the experience, the more repeat visits. So some small-PP folks found a way to make a… Read More WTF is the Opioid Crisis?

October 24, 2020May 17, 2021 Penniless Duke1 Comment

LEGOs, the New Gold Standard for Drugs

Word on the block is, “LEGOs are the new gold standard for Drugs”. Mintly unopened LEGOs keep the grease fresh on the lubricant of drug trade that fuels these streets. If you’re on this website then you’re a smart investor, knowing you, you’re going to be loaded with LEGOs like a Neck-Bearded Anti-Socialite. It’s great,… Read More LEGOs, the New Gold Standard for Drugs

June 5, 2020January 3, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

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Make sure you feed your alcohol addiction before you warm up to the side bar.

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