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Are Governments even helping Homeless people?

It’s weird, I just gotta ask, How are Cities managing their homeless people and helping them find a home? Are they fixing the issue of not having a house or room to sleep in? Or are they maintaining the problem? I mean, NYC alone budgets $2.4 billion dollars to homelessness, For about 70k people? 70k… Read More Are Governments even helping Homeless people?

March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Grapes of Wrath 21st Century Edition

I beseech thee, dear wayward soul embarking on the digital odyssey, come hither and share with us, a story for a while. I implore you to read this passage of the woes of yester-century; Grapes of Wrath; Here thee, an excerpt from the times of dustbowls, troubles, and migration of 1939’s; The decay spreads over… Read More Grapes of Wrath 21st Century Edition

March 13, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Water Cremation is Sus

This is going to be weird, so buckle up. Apparently, in the Death Care industry, there is a thing where bodies are ‘water cremated’. Essentially the body gets an acid bath with heat and then the remaining bones are sort of grounded into bone dust. If you think about it, it is sort of an… Read More Water Cremation is Sus

March 9, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Just a reminder to the Depravity of Man

Humans are either tone deaf, stupid, or just plain evil. Perhaps a mix of all three. So here are some pictures from people desecrating Holocaust Memorials as a reminder that this happens; It’s not the first, and it won’t be the last. Imagine being forced to work to death and thinking that future progeny will… Read More Just a reminder to the Depravity of Man

March 3, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

WSJ tells people to skip meals

Satire is getting harder and harder with how weirder and shittier life is getting. Well, specifically the cynical brand of satire. As you may notice, I often joke about starving and skipping meals to save money and be rich. Bumming cigarettes to make friends and then bugging them too much so that you’re forced to… Read More WSJ tells people to skip meals

February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

America is Mediocrely Racist when it comes to Viruses

Why is it that Americunts love to shit on other countries? We blame the whole Corona thing on China, and after several rounds of gas lighting, we found out that it likely came from China in a lab. A lab that was funded by the United States. Not unlike those other bio labs planted and… Read More America is Mediocrely Racist when it comes to Viruses

January 14, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Tap water is a scam

Tap water is a scam, because you think it’s safe water that’s useable for all sorts of things. You know, uses like using it as water. And sure, you can use it, but it’s definitely not safe. It’s almost like there’s nothing that is safe. Almost. There’s a bunch of toxins and chemicals in Tap… Read More Tap water is a scam

January 7, 2023 Penniless Duke3 Comments

Monetary Financial Fascism

If you thought “Surveillance Capitalism” was bad, just wait, there’s more. And to be honest, you can combine Both. As a suggestion, I highly recommend you check out these articles to get a primer and an even more deeper Compunctive feeling to this whole piece on ‘taxes’. It’s like a four course meal, it’s great;Fines… Read More Monetary Financial Fascism

December 16, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Fines and Fees are for an Injustice System, Get Mulct

The point of the matter is, if the punishment for a crime results in a fine or a fee, then it’s not a justice system. It’s just a convoluted tax system disguised as Justice. See, if you have enough money to hire a lawyer or bribe the judges, then it means the only real crime… Read More Fines and Fees are for an Injustice System, Get Mulct

December 14, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

Canada’s Death Care System

Look, I joke about America having a Sick care system, but that’s sometimes more preferred than the Socially provided Canadian variety brand of health care. Atleast in America, you die mainly because you’re poor and can’t afford treatment. In Canada, you’ll die just because you are poor. Health care is socialized, so the poor will… Read More Canada’s Death Care System

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