“One man’s trash is another man’s trash”
So I just heard this rule and I thought it was fucking brilliant. This applies to stock trading, but it also applies to life as well. As usual, I was in a Den of Degens and I gleamed this rule from a fellow, well, Degen; “If it’s screenshot worthy and Volatile, Pull Out” What’s great… Read More The Greatest Digital Stock Tip
If you agree, good, if you’d like to agree then I’ll spell it out for you simply. The words you are reading have meaning. Thus, if there is any meaning in the world, then there could be argued that meaning is applied to anything. Whether or not the World has inherent meaning, is a silly… Read More Existential Nihilism is a scam peddled by ignoramuses
You ever ate something and it just tastes fucking atrocious. It was nutritionally scarce and provided negative value? Like you even got food poisoning from it? Like the whole experience was so negative that you were slightly traumatized by it? That everyone around you was negatively impacted by it too? Yet you’re probably dumb enough… Read More The Term ‘Negative Food’ needs to be in your Lexicon
Satire is getting harder and harder with how weirder and shittier life is getting. Well, specifically the cynical brand of satire. As you may notice, I often joke about starving and skipping meals to save money and be rich. Bumming cigarettes to make friends and then bugging them too much so that you’re forced to… Read More WSJ tells people to skip meals
Just simply slap a ” *For Nefarious Purposes” after someone does literally anything. Here, I’ll give some examples. Ordinary Person; Goes to the grocery store Listens to Joe Rogan Jacks off at night Delays calling their parents and feels remorse Forgets about laundry Now with our new product, we can make this Ordinary person sound… Read More Here’s how to make anyone sound like a villain
I’m sure you’ve talked to the local conspiracist nut, and he’s just selling you doom and gloom. Real dreadful stuff and not up to your snuff. I got it. I hear ya, I hear ya. But then you went ahead and talked to some naive big eyed real estate agent dreaming to get rich while… Read More Smart Thermometers are a scam
Alright, so first, we must define Spiritual Materialism. Spiritual Materialism is the idea of hoarding experiences as if they were materials. You know how people always talk about that time they did X or Y or ‘back in highschool’ or ‘as a three time world expert’ or ‘It is because I took 30 grams of… Read More How to be Spiritually Poorer Materialistically
These are three no brainer ways to save money on gas, because for some reason a gallon of gas is the price of a meal. So you either eat or drive around for a little bit. Turns out, the economy and shit is all fucked. Who knows what and why. All I know is, I’m… Read More 3 Ways to save money on Gas
Plain and simple, like the simple green lawns that litter the dreaded hellscape called Suburbia. It’s a plethora of drinking the ‘false american dream’ that people take. You know, not the cool libertarian homesteading live-in-a-log-cabin-in-the-woods-on-a-mountain-with-a-bunch-of-firearms away from the prying eyes of Karen neighbors, Karen HOAs, Karen Government, and overall Karen society. The false American dream,… Read More Grass lawns are scams
I don’t mean you should get a second opinion about hating dentists, I mean you should always use two dentists to check each other’s diagnosis and work. But that would require you trusting one to check the “untrust” of the other, so it’s kind of a paradox. Well, fuck. But also, I can’t give you… Read More Why I hate Dentists, and you should get a second opinion