“One man’s trash is another man’s trash”
Satire is getting harder and harder with how weirder and shittier life is getting. Well, specifically the cynical brand of satire. As you may notice, I often joke about starving and skipping meals to save money and be rich. Bumming cigarettes to make friends and then bugging them too much so that you’re forced to… Read More WSJ tells people to skip meals
Just simply slap a ” *For Nefarious Purposes” after someone does literally anything. Here, I’ll give some examples. Ordinary Person; Goes to the grocery store Listens to Joe Rogan Jacks off at night Delays calling their parents and feels remorse Forgets about laundry Now with our new product, we can make this Ordinary person sound… Read More Here’s how to make anyone sound like a villain
I’m sure you’ve talked to the local conspiracist nut, and he’s just selling you doom and gloom. Real dreadful stuff and not up to your snuff. I got it. I hear ya, I hear ya. But then you went ahead and talked to some naive big eyed real estate agent dreaming to get rich while… Read More Smart Thermometers are a scam
Alright, so first, we must define Spiritual Materialism. Spiritual Materialism is the idea of hoarding experiences as if they were materials. You know how people always talk about that time they did X or Y or ‘back in highschool’ or ‘as a three time world expert’ or ‘It is because I took 30 grams of… Read More How to be Spiritually Poorer Materialistically
These are three no brainer ways to save money on gas, because for some reason a gallon of gas is the price of a meal. So you either eat or drive around for a little bit. Turns out, the economy and shit is all fucked. Who knows what and why. All I know is, I’m… Read More 3 Ways to save money on Gas
Plain and simple, like the simple green lawns that litter the dreaded hellscape called Suburbia. It’s a plethora of drinking the ‘false american dream’ that people take. You know, not the cool libertarian homesteading live-in-a-log-cabin-in-the-woods-on-a-mountain-with-a-bunch-of-firearms away from the prying eyes of Karen neighbors, Karen HOAs, Karen Government, and overall Karen society. The false American dream,… Read More Grass lawns are scams
I don’t mean you should get a second opinion about hating dentists, I mean you should always use two dentists to check each other’s diagnosis and work. But that would require you trusting one to check the “untrust” of the other, so it’s kind of a paradox. Well, fuck. But also, I can’t give you… Read More Why I hate Dentists, and you should get a second opinion
Yes, Credit Scores are a scam, but we sort of play the game of having a good credit score because we sort of have to in order to apply for lines of credits or loans or other shit in ‘the system’. Well, on top of Credit Scores being a scam, Credit Repair Agencies, services, clinics,… Read More Credit Repair Agencies are a scam
Just unsubscribe you knit Look at the email body, And look for the unsubscribe button, Here’s an example from an email from Linkedin; Some other examples; Sometimes, your email will offer you an unsubscribe button near the top, Fucking click it, and you should be unsubscribed. If it has you go down a rabbit hole,… Read More Too much Junk Email?
So a tweet made to light the idea of reporting stolen income or illegal activity to the IRS. At which point, this raises two possible outcomes; Amnesty for reporting the crime you committed, and because the government collected it’s share, it would technically be state sanctioned thereby the government is endorsing and approving it. Or… Read More IRS on reporting illegal activities and stolen goods; and the comments are lit