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Update September 15, 2020

I’m back, which means we’re back. Bitchin’. Glad to see you didn’t kill yourself (yet) hence the ‘you reading this’ bit, suicide is so 20th century anyways. More dumb shit to follow, stay tuned (as if you listen to radio, pfft). Also keeping it real on Instagram, for bite-sized, shit-tasting, Trash-tier, home-free advice on the… Read More Update September 15, 2020

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Update June 20, 2020

We’re going to be taking a break for a bit, delaying some articles to go do dumb shit. Flipped a coin, and have to go through with a bet so I’ll be back to run things through in the future. Give or take a few months. Working on a new site layout, overview, and some… Read More Update June 20, 2020

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Update April 17,2020

We are hardly working on anything, but we are thinking about entering the Meme market. Well, we won’t know what happens, but stay tuned to our Instagram to see our Meme Game. *Not valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any advice

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Whatever, talk smack at my face via discord using this:

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If it’s new to you, then it’s technically NEWs. Hence, this is journalism. Nice.

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This website is an experimental form of Nouveau Age Journalism, using the satire of memes to shirk responsibility and dousing everything in heavy Op-eds thereby shirking the rest of responsibility.

Because let's face it, every large Press site is bought out and peddling their propaganda, and the small ones are conspiracy peddlers. We're just trying to find the unadulterated truth, and then adulterate it for entertainment purposes -obviously-

Stick around, read some jokes, drink some tonic, laugh a while. You may learn some truth.

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