I’m back, which means we’re back. Bitchin’.
Glad to see you didn’t kill yourself (yet) hence the ‘you reading this’ bit, suicide is so 20th century anyways.
More dumb shit to follow, stay tuned (as if you listen to radio, pfft).
Also keeping it real on Instagram, for bite-sized, shit-tasting, Trash-tier, home-free advice on the go. @no.safe.bets
This is Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice
In fact, taking any advice from here might lead to world economic collapse, or more embers engulfing the world, yea, whatever.