Okay, hear me out,
You should definitely invest in a giant mecha robot
And I’ll lay out all the reasons. There’s three.
Chicks dig Giant robots
We Dig Giant robots
That’s a Fact
If you do it right, you can get a Giant Mecha for just the low low price of two bucks,
Under the Intergalactic Tax Code 4235. Subsection 28 9 – 92 Sub paragraph 220.127.116.11 alternative revision 3,
Your giant robot could be a tax deductible if you start up a Limited Liability Spirit per Spatial Mari-time Commonly-Universal law.
I mean, why would all the (four prominent) Mega-Bloc Sectors of Earth Industry be so heavily invested in Giant Robots? To include their Martian operations using Bloodied Orphan slaves?
What, it’s not like we’re going to regret a mining colony of color caste system and have a Red Rising drill operations invade Luna and unite the Outer Sectors to topple the Caste Systems.
Why would a Mars partial-dedicated company be inventing small robots if not to make giant robots?
The answer is, bigger mecha robots. Duh.
This is just a throwaway post
But I’m sure you’ll get some tax deductions for finding your very own giant robot as a kid and then having to become the defender of the universe or something.
Whatever, Enjoy the ride.
*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice