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Category: Endarkenment

Blood Lines are a Scam

You might be asking yourself, where the fuck are all the Buddhas in the world and why aren’t the streets littered with Christ Conscious people doing holy work. Why aren’t there an Army of Pestifulous Saints telling me how to live a better life and make the world well. Well, you call those fuckers in… Read More Blood Lines are a Scam

October 31, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Self Help is a Scam

Before you know it, you’re fifteen hours deep into a Jordan Joe Brogan Tate podcast or a Conjuress Goddess subscribed Only Fans. And you’re thinking to yourself- There’s more to this ‘life’ shit than I got. I gotta help myself out to this shit, it’s some good shit. As if it were pigs in a… Read More Self Help is a Scam

October 31, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Silly companies beg for Charitable Contributions

Donating after paying for basic shit needs to stop. Like you want the money to what? Give to a racket that you call a charity? Who even does the money go to? Is it a tax writeoff for your Corpo? Point is, shit like this is gross; Like it’s not even to ‘Help’ End Hunger… Read More Silly companies beg for Charitable Contributions

October 5, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Peer-reviewed is a Scam

Let me say it for the average person; Peer reviewed doesn’t mean shit if the peers are fucking idiots or bribed or both. A Degree and some leg work ChatGPTing a bunch of articles or stealing the research of your subordinates doesn’t make you a critical thinker nor does it really give you the value… Read More Peer-reviewed is a Scam

August 30, 2023August 30, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Fun fact on the Counterfeit Fufu Market

Fufu means fake. Anyways, a lot of luxury brands make their shit in China in factories that mass produce the ‘luxury’. Well, those same factories that produce the real products, also just turn around and sell the ‘fake’ products. Defective products too, get resold. I mean, what kind of intellectual property and IP are you… Read More Fun fact on the Counterfeit Fufu Market

August 27, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Here’s some Meat for thought

Like Food, but with Meat. Food for thought, no? Did you know the majority of meats that are cured, have sugar in it as a curing additive? So even if you eat meat, chances are, you’re eating sugar too. That Jerky? Probably sugar. Especially if you eat bacon, that’s a fuckton of sugar right there.… Read More Here’s some Meat for thought

August 13, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Corporations are sentient beings

Alright, before I show you my proof of work, I’m going to berate you with philosophical questions asking and questioning your humanity. So if you’re weak willed, go ahead and turn a blind eye and avoid the possible psychosis. What makes Human Beings Sentient? Are you Sentient? What is your proof that you are sentient… Read More Corporations are sentient beings

August 13, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Another Throw away post

So I was in the Jungles of Costa Rica and I was shitting my brains out in the middle of the night. It was visceral of a feeling, and I felt alive. At any moment, some jaguar or some shit could just wreck me. Never felt more alive. Point is, you gotta take a shit… Read More Another Throw away post

August 12, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Existential Nihilism is a scam peddled by ignoramuses

If you agree, good, if you’d like to agree then I’ll spell it out for you simply. The words you are reading have meaning. Thus, if there is any meaning in the world, then there could be argued that meaning is applied to anything. Whether or not the World has inherent meaning, is a silly… Read More Existential Nihilism is a scam peddled by ignoramuses

August 3, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

How People Gut the Government(s)

Here’s a playbook by the rich oligarchs that use the Government as a neutral party for land grabs. Essentially the government is a ‘Trust’ that acts as an unofficial intermediary to exchange property rights and resources and monetary assets between parties over a temporal time frame. This is, an advanced tactic, that is being used… Read More How People Gut the Government(s)

July 28, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

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