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Category: Endarkenment

France Gets Served Divine Comedy

The Joke; France Rapes the wealth of African Nations throughout time Then African Nations return the rape of the French It’s Karma Ba Dum Tsss. The Joke Explained Well, many Global Imperialists conquer and oppress nations, resulting in them immigrating and seeking asylum, and this causes all sorts of cultural issues as well as the… Read More France Gets Served Divine Comedy

November 26, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

US Patent system is a Scam

The quick rundown Patents are scams- you literally have to describe everything that your item does and how it does it and how its built in order to file a patent. Whether in the US, or in another country or a global patent system. Meaning other people can openly steal your shit. (side note, Albert… Read More US Patent system is a Scam

November 25, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Blood Avocados

Latin American Gangs and Cartels take hostage of Water rights and Avocado Farmers, to hollow out the pits of avocados, and to transport them for drugs. This is an old playbook, so I probably am safe to shoot the shit on this. Seeing as I was originally about to talk shit on this jazz during… Read More Blood Avocados

November 21, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Political Sacred Timelines

I don’t know if you pay attention to all the deranged people with adjacent schizo disorders on all of the social media. I’m not one of them but I am a adjacent schizo disorder deranged person, just not on social media. Point is, a lot of people beyond degenerate election gamblers were prophesizing wins for… Read More Political Sacred Timelines

November 7, 2024November 12, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

A Tale of Two Chomos

Remember that Epstein guy that didn’t kill himself? Well, let’s rewind time a bit to 2019. Jeffrey Epstein gets arrested and put into detention and then he suddenly dies in prison. The coroner ruled it was a suicide, death by hanging in his maximum security prison cell where the cameras just stopped working and the… Read More A Tale of Two Chomos

October 31, 2024November 12, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Money: What is it good for?

Duke is gone and I’ve been on an intense character development arc, finally got around to working on write ups again; enjoy if you can. I’ve been seeing a serious lack of interesting shit to buy with my hard earned slave tokens (US Dollars) recently. How are we supposed to enjoy the thousand year (Neo)Libtard… Read More Money: What is it good for?

May 2, 2024 InterloperLeave a comment

Patents are Sus and susceptible to being a Scam

Most of the jargon below is hyper-super-flous and probably wrong, use for entertainment and comedic purposes only. Originally I would like to title such an article ‘Patents are Scams’, but that’s not the entire truth. It’s a rather charming Catch-22 and there’s a lot of nuance, as all things are, naturally. In a Patent, you… Read More Patents are Sus and susceptible to being a Scam

January 9, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Carbon tax and Carbon credits are scams.

So, this whole Carbon shit-ass and personal responsibility for Carbon is retarded. One, Carbon in the air is good for trees and plants. Carbon also makes up most of all life form on our Earth. Two, did you know about the Bush Fires in Australia or the Burning of the entire West Coast of America… Read More Carbon tax and Carbon credits are scams.

November 10, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Corpos shift Job titles

Corporations are playing a new round of musical chairs with something adjacent to nametags. I’m talking about Job Titles. In a new effort to jib and jab as they cut people’s wages, corpos are changing job titles of personnel on their payroll in an effort to not pay matching market place wages. For instance, if… Read More Corpos shift Job titles

November 7, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Tiny Homes are a scam

Tiny homes are a psyop to sell you the stanky pussy of buying into shitty pods. They try to glamorize tiny living and minimalist culture. Mainly because you won’t have room for your shit. It also doubles into justifying not raising wages, seeing as the new trend is to own nothing. Thanks Inflation. So not… Read More Tiny Homes are a scam

November 6, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

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