Most of this is probably borderline illegal, or whatever. I don’t know man, I just report the fake facts as if they are a real piece of fiction. What do you want from me, man? Gamestop Someone posted that Careers at Gamestop changed up their logo into a circled ‘GME’, it seems they know how… Read More More Interesting plays in the Game Stopping $GME war
TLDR; RobinHood has been irresponsibly (and possibly illegally) opening margin accounts and charging interest on their user’s behalf. Thus, it was never really free in the first place. (Well, they also got paid for the order flows, and gave you a shit deal on the bid-ask spreads. Which was also illegal) Alright, Robinhood is a… Read More RobinHood’s Dirt gets Dirtier
Well, here we go again with Market Manipulation on February 1st, 2021: So we are going to focus on the second and third definition: Engaging in a series of transactions to make a security appear more actively traded and Rigging quotes, prices, or trades to make it look like there is more or less demand… Read More More Market Manipulation on GME? (Guh, again, seriously?)
Disclaimer:I’m totally connecting dots that shouldn’t really be connected, and I am posing a question. Not a claim.I’m retarded, don’t listen to me, this is just a crack-pot theory. (Unless true).And there’s a great deal of evidence that shows eToro is doing something illegal, probably I love talking about fraud, writing about fraud, and even… Read More Is eToro complicit in Securities Fraud?
(will update as more shit comes out, keep in mind that the Shorting of GME goes out to April too. This is a living article and things are subject to being factually wrong, 140% wrong, and will undoubtedly change. Consider this fake news.) “It started out so innocent, we just wanted to make money.” They… Read More History in the making $GME
Well, I talked about the power bottom Otters Activist Short Sellers, might as well talk about the straight-arrow long-dick style vesters. Look, as much as the next guy, I love markets, money, and manipulation. I love money markets, money manipulation, market manipulation. Best of all, I love Money Market Manipulation. Activist Investing is like being… Read More WTF is Activist Investing?
Well, God created the Heaven and the Earth and THE GAYS and on the 3,422nd day of creation, he created the best gift. Short Sellers, these Bears are not only the Gayest thing in the world, they’re also gay enough to land on the fucking mooooooon. Short Sellers are God’s Gift to the world, plain… Read More WTF is an Activist Shortseller?
Stonk do the things, in fact, there’s plenty stonks can do. Save a child, eat a rabbit, and even hunt sugar daddies. But that’s neither here nor there, the real question is “what do they do for you?” or simply put; What do stonk? Generally three things,-Money-Dividends-And something else I don’t care about Money Well… Read More Stonks Lesson 2: What do stonk do?
The super advanced, not-dumbed-down version for stonk traders, that will always guarantee a 9000% negative return on investments This is a Satire Lesson plan to get you to realize that nothing is a safe bet. You know, no safe bets. Anything you learn here should be written down and then promptly burned in a class… Read More Stonks Lesson 1: The Advance Phystonks
Well, the SEC is a scam, most definitely. As Lord Elon Musk puts it, the SEC stands for: Shortseller Enrichment Commision -Elon Musk Well, on ‘official’ government papers, the SEC stands for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. They’re supposed to help do something with the law with regards to Stock markets, exchanges, and other… Read More WTF is the SEC? Is it a Scam?