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Yea, some places ban you from sleeping in a van. Making it ‘illegal’. In fact, police officers will issue citations for sleeping in a car. You want a ticket? You’ll get a minimum warning. How dare you. What crime did you commit? Isn’t it your own car? Is it your property? No? But if you’re… Read More Cities would rather have you Homeless than living in a Van
Yea, you heard me right, an LA Van Lord. The new rising profession that society needs to help patch up the cracks in the systemic matrix we all live in, from this reality, to the next. Point is -simply put, people are buying Vans and renting them out to Homeless people. Just for the record,… Read More Ode to be an LA VanLord
Commercial Land Lords are trying to make their investment viable and diamond handing their portfolio of declining valuation detached from their advertised price.… Read More Commercial Real Estate Troubles
It’s also a program ran by Media and corporations to make you comfortable with the idea of living in a Van, because as the rate of rent prices keep hiking, you’re being priced out of things called ‘space’. More and more people would love to live in a nice van. But a lot of the… Read More Van Life is a Psy-Op to sell you Vans, a Scam
A lot of loan officers out there are screaming internally at the title of this article, perhaps because it’s the secret sauce, or perhaps it’s because I’m targeting their livelihood. It’s probably because I’m spitting fax or incoherent rambling. The word ‘mortgage’ comes from the Italian roots. ‘Mort’ for ‘death’, and ‘gage’ for ‘pledge’. So… Read More Mortgages are scams, A Death Pledge.
Plain and simple, like the simple green lawns that litter the dreaded hellscape called Suburbia. It’s a plethora of drinking the ‘false american dream’ that people take. You know, not the cool libertarian homesteading live-in-a-log-cabin-in-the-woods-on-a-mountain-with-a-bunch-of-firearms away from the prying eyes of Karen neighbors, Karen HOAs, Karen Government, and overall Karen society. The false American dream,… Read More Grass lawns are scams
Link to part 1; Financial Advisors Life insurance is the oldest derivative in existence, dating back to the 1760’s in its modern form but even further back to about 200BC and earlier in the form of “burial clubs”. Wait, aren’t derivatives the scary powder keg under the global financial system? WTF is a derivative?A derivative… Read More Retail Finance is a Scam; Part 2: Life Insurance
This is from me, a degenerate gambler that has 5x his fortune and then subsequently lost it all. The point is, I 5x my gains, which means I had gains at some point. So, I guess, what I’m trying to say is, I do way better than someone who’s never got any gains. *Nudge Nudge,… Read More Here’s a Solid Stock Tip
Alright, well, let’s talk about degen terms and go down a rabbit hole in Scammalism. Where everything is a scam, including breathing. Alpha; Besides being the first letter, related to aleph, and spira-noma-animus of meta-physica. Uhm, alpha has a place in da markets. Alright, First common sense rule of the markets is that; in order… Read More WTF is Alpha and Alpha Capture (in stonks)?