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Category: Opinions

Its a matter of fact that we have Opinions.
Sometimes we give opinions backed by facts.
Other times we give facts backed by opinions.

In fact, we dont really know what fact means.
So, to play it Not Safe, we give our opinions
Backed by, none other than, our opinions.

That’s a Fact.
At least, in our opinion.
Here are some other opinions:

Fishy Corporate Proxy Advisors

Alright, So I talked about how the institution, system, and framework of Corporate Proxy voting is an entire scam. I’m now going to dive into one of the avenues for ballot harvesting or buying votes. You see, if you buy a share, you (in theory), get a vote. So the amount of money you spend… Read More Fishy Corporate Proxy Advisors

May 9, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

Corporate Proxy voting is a Scam

I’m talking about Voting shares and equities in the Stock Market. It’s rigged and it’s a scam, and this here article will have a lot of proof and convincing evidence to make you see what I see. If there is a system that captures Failure to delivers(FTDs), then there is an error, whether human or… Read More Corporate Proxy voting is a Scam

April 30, 2022November 22, 2022 Penniless Duke3 Comments

How S3 Does math for Short Interest

Look bud, I’m bored, So I’m just going to write this trash post and let the internet of judgements decide. Alright, remember that GameStop thing last year in january 2021 with a reported short interest of 140%? Yea, well, S3 has changed their math and I talk about how it’s sus af in this article… Read More How S3 Does math for Short Interest

April 20, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

A look into the LME Nickel Fiasco of March 2022

So, LME, the London Metal Exchange, had some sort of Nickel Fiasco. Enough time has settled that I could properly sift through the shit posts and find a -somewhat- coherent story. LME is another egregious event as taking the buy button from a certain ticker. LME is, in it’s own right, way worse than removing… Read More A look into the LME Nickel Fiasco of March 2022

April 16, 2022April 16, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

Why I hate Dentists, and you should get a second opinion

I don’t mean you should get a second opinion about hating dentists, I mean you should always use two dentists to check each other’s diagnosis and work. But that would require you trusting one to check the “untrust” of the other, so it’s kind of a paradox. Well, fuck. But also, I can’t give you… Read More Why I hate Dentists, and you should get a second opinion

April 14, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

FINRA’s BrokerCheck sucks (and is a scam)

Look man, I wrote extensively on Finra being a scam. I just wanted to elaborate with a tip that I got from a former SEC lawyer about the things that I am interested in. So this tip, helped me to realize some thing about FINRA’s BrokerCheck and how it sucks. In fact, most people and… Read More FINRA’s BrokerCheck sucks (and is a scam)

April 12, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

How buying a giant robot is a good investment idea

Okay, hear me out, You should definitely invest in a giant mecha robot And I’ll lay out all the reasons. There’s three. Chicks dig Giant robots We Dig Giant robots That’s a Fact Nice If you do it right, you can get a Giant Mecha for just the low low price of two bucks, Under… Read More How buying a giant robot is a good investment idea

April 7, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Throwaway post about inflation

This is just a throw away post about inflation, please ignore, It seems people are out of touch with reality of others, as they shit down our throats with their opinions. And I thought I had shit opinions. I mean this beautiful piece from Bloomberg; Which the internet did make fun of; I mean, It’s… Read More Throwaway post about inflation

March 31, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Unethicality of a Bank Freeze II *Cough* *COUGH HARDER*

I Didn’t think that I would need to make a part 2, especially in such a short time after part I. *Sigh* There really isn’t any safe bets? Fuck, well, here we go; So, There’s this conflict with Russia And Ukraine, One side says one thing, the other side says another thing, *Insert TEXT that… Read More Unethicality of a Bank Freeze II *Cough* *COUGH HARDER*

March 7, 2022 Penniless Duke4 Comments

Unethicality of a Bank Freeze

Insert Text here, I’m too lazy, leave me alone. Just imagine and make up the text that would go here.… Read More Unethicality of a Bank Freeze

February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

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