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Category: Planned Obsolescence

Pump and Dump Shipping Companies

The short and simple is that propped up shipping companies have poor liabilities and insurance and if they wreck shit and are on the hook, they collapse like the paper tiger they are and become a nothingburger with limited liabilities and payouts. Here, I stole this text in the name of Communism to bring to… Read More Pump and Dump Shipping Companies

March 15, 2025 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

You don’t hate Subscriptions enough

Here are pictures, I refuse to elaborate. Consider it training for your media literacy. In Closing This is in essence aligned with planned obsolescence with a move to Software as a FOREVER Service, sell you shit, make it shittier, charge it more, monthly payments, weekly payments, jiffy payments, sell DLCs on top of things, become… Read More You don’t hate Subscriptions enough

February 10, 2025February 10, 2025 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Cash For Clunkers was a scam

I hate economists, and this was an idea purported by some economist; About ~677,000 cars were taken off the market. Affecting the at the time amount of used car dealers and secondary market; Which is felt to this day; You have to understand, a small business that relies on goods, is going to be devastated… Read More Cash For Clunkers was a scam

February 6, 2025 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Spray Foam insulation can be a Scam

Picture it, you’re in the market looking to buy a new home and something had happened requiring you to get new walls. Something like a random drunk driver crashing into your house because that’s what drunk drivers do, mistake your house for their Brand New Parking space for a quick nap as they’re casually doing… Read More Spray Foam insulation can be a Scam

November 18, 2024November 27, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Netflix Downgrading

There used to be a time when Netflix had all sorts of shows, you were able to watch them AD free, and you could even rate shows on a scale of 1 to 5 stars with comments. People would make glorious comments and rate trashy shows as trash. But after a few iterations of idiocracy,… Read More Netflix Downgrading

November 10, 2024November 12, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Roku and Smart TVs are a scam

So recently, Roku disables their TV and all streaming devices until people consent to the new terms. You could not use the TV unless you consent to the terms. So if you bought a Roku TV for say $125, then you bought yourself a smart device with a contract that includes an internal arbitration agreement… Read More Roku and Smart TVs are a scam

March 7, 2024 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

WTF is Product Cannibalization?

Product Cannibalization a model in Planned Obsolescence where you have one product line eat the other. Typically you use a new edgy and better 2.0 version to swap off the old and established successful product. It’s not as simple as replacing the crystal skull, And what companies end up doing is they end up making… Read More WTF is Product Cannibalization?

March 5, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Society has built Temporal Sponges

Temporal Sponges suck away at our time and our lives, taking on more and more people to steal more and more of their time. That’s time that we could be spending doing the things we love, spending time with people we cherish, or literally doing whatever we want. Instead we’ve slaved ourselves with institutions such… Read More Society has built Temporal Sponges

February 9, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Planned Obsolescence: F#@% Ink Printers (They’re a scam)

See, Printers are a scam, and they are a drain of your life force, your temperament, your emotional energy-span, your money, and stuff among other things. It’s like they’re designed to be inconvenient to take up space in your head rent free as if being angry at your product is a good marketing strategy. .… Read More Planned Obsolescence: F#@% Ink Printers (They’re a scam)

July 23, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

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