Well, God created the Heaven and the Earth and THE GAYS and on the 3,422nd day of creation, he created the best gift. Short Sellers, these Bears are not only the Gayest thing in the world, they’re also gay enough to land on the fucking mooooooon. Short Sellers are God’s Gift to the world, plain… Read More WTF is an Activist Shortseller?
Stonk do the things, in fact, there’s plenty stonks can do. Save a child, eat a rabbit, and even hunt sugar daddies. But that’s neither here nor there, the real question is “what do they do for you?” or simply put; What do stonk? Generally three things,-Money-Dividends-And something else I don’t care about Money Well… Read More Stonks Lesson 2: What do stonk do?
The super advanced, not-dumbed-down version for stonk traders, that will always guarantee a 9000% negative return on investments This is a Satire Lesson plan to get you to realize that nothing is a safe bet. You know, no safe bets. Anything you learn here should be written down and then promptly burned in a class… Read More Stonks Lesson 1: The Advance Phystonks
Well, the SEC is a scam, most definitely. As Lord Elon Musk puts it, the SEC stands for: Shortseller Enrichment Commision -Elon Musk Well, on ‘official’ government papers, the SEC stands for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. They’re supposed to help do something with the law with regards to Stock markets, exchanges, and other… Read More WTF is the SEC? Is it a Scam?