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Well, when a company wants to sell a product, it is in their best interest to make it addicting. Think of it like sugar additives or having a food or drink taste good. The better the taste, the better the experience, the more repeat visits. So some small-PP folks found a way to make a… Read More WTF is the Opioid Crisis?
What better way of making money than taking someone’s trash and turning it into treasure? The simple art of re-gifting failure into success, that’s what Vulture Capitalists do, and by success, that means making money. Vultures are scavengers, so a vulture hedge fund invests at picking out the pieces of a failed business, entity, or… Read More Vulture Capitalism, the best kind of capitalism, Deadass