Water Cremation is Sus

This is going to be weird, so buckle up.

Apparently, in the Death Care industry, there is a thing where bodies are ‘water cremated’.

Essentially the body gets an acid bath with heat and then the remaining bones are sort of grounded into bone dust. If you think about it, it is sort of an expert body disposal system for people that want to make things disappear.

But the sus part comes next;

And then the Cremated bodies turned soylent green are used to fertilize our plants or for other ‘human uses’

Wisconsin isn’t the only state

Other human uses that involve being disposed of in the sewer system.

And if your body gets liquified and sent into the sewer system, then you are literally going to get shat on and pissed on after death. So you get the whole municipality to piss and shit on your grave, quite literally, and quite daily –mind you.

Sounds deserved if I’m being honest, but I actually don’t know you. So maybe, maybe not.

That’s all, these are literal facts. There’s no conspiracy, these are facts. No Conspiracy. Anyone saying Conspiracy is retarded. You can tell them I said that.

I don’t know what you want, but I wasn’t expecting that. Nor was I ready for it.

So now we’re both in a state of ‘wtf’. You’re welcome.

As a side note,

Sewer system grey water gets recycled into tap water.

All the more reason that the tap water is a scam.

So you could potentially be drinking dead bodies in the near future, yummm. let me clarify, dead human bodies.

If only people knew the quantum entanglement of atoms, we’d perhaps not just slushy dead bodies and throw them in the sewer. But what the fuck do I know?

I’m not a fan to say it, but I’m with the Catholic Church on this one. They are right in the sense that the Human body is sacred and should be treated as such and not flushed down the toilet.

I know, wild concept.

As another side note,

How many rich people have these unconventional burials? How many of them turn to trees or get blasted into the ocean?

Because if these unconventional burials are only resigned to the poor, then it’s an attack on poor people and removes the traces of ancestory and lineage. Whether intentional or not.

So it could be argued that these new ‘novel’ burial techniques are actually a tool politicized to obscure history and disenfranchise the poor.

Making people into historical Orphans and mutts without funerals to attend to. No anniversary or celebration for the passed dead.

What, you’re gonna worship a golden toilet where you ancestor was flushed down? I mean, I shit post a lot, but that seems like a logic next step. That or the digital ID caricature representation of your ancestors being perpetually propagated online. You want to see a ghost? Open up a dead facebook profile. Enjoy.

Yea, I’d rather have jeweled skeletons like so;

Than to worship toilets like so;

In Closing,

Morals and Degeneracy.

I joke, I joke, but at the end of the day, what the fuck man?

Tap water is definitely a scam,

And now, groceries might be as well. I mean, what else gets sprayed on our food?

Yea, idk, cheers,

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice

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