A neat Perk of being a US Politician

It’s just a perk, one of many, for being a US politician. The fact that you can leverage your position to get someone in a foreign country fired from their job. Or maybe even make some lawyers, even an Attorney General (or two), play a game of musical chairs.

Here’s our Good Old 46th US President, prior to being President;

And I went over, I guess the 12th/13th. Time to Kiev and and I was going to supposed to announce that there was another billion dollar loan guarantee and I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from [Yatsanyuk?] that they would take action against the state prosecutor and they didn’t.

So they said they had, they walk out to Press con[ference]

I said ‘naww- and I’m not gonna or we’re not gonna give you the billion dollars.’

They said, ‘you have no authority. You’re not the president. The president said-‘

I said ‘call him. I said I’m telling you’re not getting the billion dollars.’

I said ‘youre not getting a billion, and I will be leaving here. -and I think it was, what, six hours?’

I look and I said ‘I’m leaving at six hours. And if the prosecutor’s not fired. You’re not getting the money. Well son of a bitch. He got fired and they put in place someone who was solid at the time.

Rough Translation of Joe Biden speaking about being the Vice President

He was threatening to withhold funds from Ukraine while being the Vice President under Obama, if they didn’t remove a specific attorney.

“$1 billion in United States loan guarantees if Ukraine’s leaders did not dismiss the prosecutor.”

Guess what happened? The attorney got removed and the funds got released- those are facts.

“I said: ‘We’re leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor’s not fired, you’re not getting the money. ‘Well, son of a bitch, he got fired.”

Some counter opinions pose that the Prosecutor was corrupt and that opinion apparently coincided with State Department and EU commission. If true, then we used corruption to bribe/extort and beat corruption. Poetic. It’s good though, we just gave a billion dollars of tax monies to Ukraine, non-NATO ally, and this was well before the Ukraine-Russia Conflict of 2022. You know, a great use of money.

And there’s a few leaks out there

Here are some leaked audio recorded phonecalls from 2016. Random bite sized sound bits no particular order;

“Tell me that there is a new government, and a new Prosecutor General. I am prepared to do a public signing of the commitment for the billion dollars.”

-Joe Biden

“-And despite of the fact that we don’t have any corruption charges, we don’t have any information about the- Him doing something wrong. I especially asked him- no, it was the day before yesterday, I especially asked him to resign.”

-Ukraine’s President at the time, Porchenko talking about resigning the Prosecutor General in question

“Congratulations on installing the new Prosecutor General. It’s going to be critical for him to work quickly to repair the damage Shokin did and I am a man of my word I am -and that now that new Prosecutor General’s in place we’re ready to move forward in signing that new one billion dollar loan guarantee.”

-Joe Biden

Of course, the fake news media will discredit and gas light you into thinking it’s a non-issue. Idk why they would have any reason to objectively report shit with such a yellow veneer. But they downplayed it as ‘hardly a political bombshell’. What the fuck is ‘hardly’ a political bombshell even mean? And they also called the Ukrainian Lawmaker who disclosed the recordings as an ‘Active Russian Agent’.

-Leaked in 2020 September
you know, when the guy was on the campaign trail
for literally US President. With Voting in the next month

Too be fair, it’s pretty damning information if true. But it’s also mighty sus that it came out during the Campaign Trail to becoming the US President. Maybe someone thought to speak out? But it’s evident that the timing was planned, and there was some intent behind that. Kinda sus on both sides, not gonna lie.

Like, you get that the media is trying to gas light you? Sell you some bad pussy? I’m doing the same thing right now by painting a perspective with words. So of course I know that the other shitty fake news sites are doing the same. Trust me, I’m obviously an expert on this. And quite technically, I report the facts a little more objectively so I’m kind of less-fake-gonzo journalist than these subtle liars. But that’s a discussion for another day.

What the leaks exposed, were some juicy dialogue about the removal of a Lawyer.

And then people online and Alphabet bois like the FBI and shit started downplaying the severity of the leaks.

You know, called it a ‘conspiracy’.

And of course everyone says it’s sus and calls a Ukrainian Politician as an Active Russian Agent. As if it’s okay to openly accuse someone of that and not provide more evidence other than being related to some people.

And I’m not here to talk about the FBI taking Hunter Biden’s Laptop, or how it was proven that the FBI worked with Twitter to suppress the Laptop story while his old man was on the campaign trail. I, as an American, am alright with a little hookers and blow. I wouldn’t be an American if I’m prudish in saying an adult couldn’t have a little fun, minus any harm caused onto others, and also if we ignore the idea that some people were underaged. If you just ignore those other superfluous details and focus on the hookers and blow, I approve of the hookers and blow. Hookers and blow. Did I mention the Hookers and Blow?

I just wished that the FBI and other Alphabet bois loved me just as much as a Running US President (at the time). You know, I don’t feel the love or the readily access to corruption as the average loner American Citizen.

I guess I could get fat and fall into a loop of Financial Domination by big Corporations and Pharmaceuticals. I guess I could sign up for a lower tier of perverted love in the name of ‘brand loyalty’ or making a choice between ‘insulin or Death’.

What happened to all that?

Yea, there was a probe to investigate how corrupt this shit was. But that probe got magically closed when Good old Joe won Presidency in 2020.

Mighty sus.

And I for one, am proud. We ought to have such fine statesman lead us. I want a politician that can pull strings and favors and wave their balls around like they own the place. You know, like the last president. Lmao.

That’s why I loved Trump so much, he would just wave his big American Dick around and get shit done. He threw Candy at the German Chancellor and told her something to the effect of “don’t think I never gave you nuthin”. He was a giga chad. I would hope that the next President would also be a Giga Chad.

Which all of this talk and jazz segues into some recent news;

Recently there’s been some buzz on the Virgin Islands.

So the Virgin Islands attorney General filed a lawsuit against the Epstein estate in 2020 and won, over $105 million in a settlement.

Then the office filed another lawsuit against JPM and Chase for Epstein related issues in December 27, 2022.

Then President Biden visits the Virgin Islands for Vacation in December 27, 2022.

The AG of virgin islands was removed from office on January 1, 2023.

Then President Biden leaves Virgin Islands on January 2, 2023.

Is this another use (or abuse) of political power? Seems awfully sus timing. You know, to fire someone days after filing a large lawsuit that threatens a group of secret elites. So secret that the client list for an associate of Epstein, isn’t made public for the public. . . Yea. . .

Maxwell is in ‘prison’ for trafficking children to… uh, No one?

Sure, the Governor of Virgin Islands says he was ‘unaware’ or ‘blindsided’ by the existence of the case in some AP reports. And of course the Governor is not at liberty to discuss personnel matters.

Yet other people ‘familiar with the situation’ claim that the AG being removed from office and the JPM bank lawsuit are linked.

Who knows? Seems sus.

Here’s a meme for your worries,

I mean, Alex Jones (to my recollection) has been talking about Pedophile islands since like 2010’s. Things about Princes and shit doing fiddly shit with kids, and something about Catholics doing the same thing. Point is, Alex Jones has been right on the money about all of this ‘island boys’ shit -and it’s only after 2020 that people are starting to realize what he’s saying.

He just took an L for that sandy hook thing. But that court case was juicy because of his remarks on the elites being recorded and documented. I’m sure future generations will think this guy is Socrates or some shit. Bold take, I know.

In Closing,

It was a fact that a US politician got a lawyer fired in Ukraine and even blatantly admitted to it on national television. However, official statements claim that this is all some sort of conspiracy theory and some Ukraine scandal involving his son or whatever. Even if the Person in question openly admitted to it via a press conference on foreign relations, of all things.

So it’s more of an ‘alternative fact’ depending on who you ask.

Look, I like the corruption. It’s a good sign if you can use your corruption for good. It’s possibly even better if the corruption is used for something more altruistic than hookups for your family members. But if you didn’t take care of your family, then what kind of person are you? Aren’t we all, like, related- you know, one big family?

I mean, wouldn’t America want the best corruption? Should Americans be proud of being world class and #1 in corruption? If our Sitting President wasn’t corrupt, are we really Americans? We gotta represent Rome proud.

Now the question of whether this favor-for-favor also happened in the Virgin Islands, well, there’s a possibility it’s true. There’s also a possibility that it’s just a coincidence. However, with a track record of already doing so, depending on which ‘alternative’ facts you subscribe to, it only adds more plausibility then just a simple possibility.

Well, we don’t know for sure if there was a connection between the US president visit and the Virgin Island’s AG stepping down.

But we know for a fact that the Maxwell’s Client list is not being disclosed to the public and that Banks are receiving some shielding from lawsuits and scrutiny related to ‘late’ Epstein because the Virgin Island’s AG step down moments after filing suit against those banks.

So you can safely bet that you shouldn’t trust no Bankies.

As safely as bets comes when you understand ‘No Safe Bets’, of course.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice

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