It’s no secret that everyone who’s worked under shitty management, micromanagement, middle management, or really any sort of management that only talks about managing things instead of improving the quality of life and efficiency of work for the embetterment of the people; Where was I? Oh yea, It’s no secret that people hate their jobs to the degree that they would want to quit with a blaze of glory.
How best to get revenge and quit? Tis the question. Some people dream of malicious actions, others focus more on malicious compliance. The range of moral ethics from chaotic good and evil and the other made up shit, that’s everyone’s prerogative. So, people dream about quitting.
I mean, some guys have the balls to shit on their hands and literally smear it on the walls. This happens, quite often, in certain work environments. So much so, there is even a local procedure at hypothetically, a place that I work at.
Anyhoo,
People dream about quitting, and fantasize about it. So there is a new brand of soft-core porn, called;
Quit Porn
Quit-porn is fantasizing telling your boss of and quitting that job. Not the proudest thing I’ve binge consumed, but it’s a thing. So there’s that. *sigh* *unzip*
It’s great, here is one of the typical scenarios;
Boss: What are you gonna do about it? Quit?
Worker: *Quits*
Boss: Wait, no
Or this one;
Here are some more examples;
There are some great examples online;
Sometimes you can use your work to put in a resignation, like with some signage;
Just in time for the holiday seasons,
Quitting just in time for the holidays; because if you know anything about the holidays, it is that Scrooge McDuck is real and people get bent regularly, and especially on holiday season.
‘Fuck him and merry Christmas’ lmao
Even TikTok is getting it’s own brand of Quit Porn. Quit-Tok;
It’s great;
Yup,
Honestly, fuck work;
How does that Blink 182 song go? Work Sucks. I know.
Yea, Werk Suxx
Yea, I mean, some places need to get bent. And a lot of it is prevailingly Franchise locations and companies;
Lmao, this is going to be great. It’s basically a general strike where ‘essential employees’ show the world how essential they are.
You can thank Corona and the Clown Virus for revealing the Clown World, now we’re going to change the world in favor of the people. Nice.
In Closing,
This is great for a labor movement, because Fuck Working like a slave in the 20th century.
All of this is about being treated like a human being and getting a nice pay proportionate for the amount of tech we have in society. Also, maybe not being subject to wage theft or labor violations. I mean, there are surplus labor laws that are tantamount to the labor abuse that occurs over time, and yet they still get violated. Like what the fuck man?
Maybe they should teach Human Rights in school instead of whatever retarded thing they teach in school, maybe if we learned how to treat each other and ourselves better, we’d have a better society and socialization.
Just maybe.
Idk, maybe.
Well, whatever, quitporn is great, and it’s rising. I’d happily find it on actual porn sites, and that would definitely be funny. Life’s a gamble, and quitting is also a gamble, and the payoff is immediate if you’re being treated less than a dog by shitty micro management.
I mean, it’s just positional workplace harassment and pseudo-financial bullying. If the people above you were paid less than you, would society even function the same? I doubt it.
So let’s gamble on our futures, hahaha
*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice