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Category: No Lives Matter

No Lives Matter mini-part 2 (sadly)

Alright, so it has come to my attention that Asian hate crimes are the new fad. So that means I have to remind y’all that No Lives Matter. Here is part 2. Companies are going to lie and pander and not care about you. Just remember, they’re doing it for the money and no other… Read More No Lives Matter mini-part 2 (sadly)

March 20, 2021March 7, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

No Lives Matter, Money Matters

Well, so you might be wondering. How much crack do I smoke? Well, the right answer is all the crack. You see, I’m on that next level enlightenment shit. Where I’m so negative, that I become a black hole of negative energy. And if you really know what a black hole is, then you know… Read More No Lives Matter, Money Matters

December 10, 2020March 7, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

Black Friday, the Death celebration

Glad to see you haven’t off’d yourself just-quite-yet, well we got a good find for an article today. That is, the day of capitalist pigs going oink oink. I mean, who are the pigs? The rich people making poor people make the goods? or the consoomers buying all the becky supplies? Guh. Enough about neon… Read More Black Friday, the Death celebration

November 20, 2020March 7, 2022 Penniless Duke1 Comment

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