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Category: Memes

Here’s how to make anyone sound like a villain

Just simply slap a ” *For Nefarious Purposes” after someone does literally anything. Here, I’ll give some examples. Ordinary Person; Goes to the grocery store Listens to Joe Rogan Jacks off at night Delays calling their parents and feels remorse Forgets about laundry Now with our new product, we can make this Ordinary person sound… Read More Here’s how to make anyone sound like a villain

January 3, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Some Enlightening comments on a Clown Article

So, uh, Clown Virus. I saw a meme, and here is the meme; I got this meme from 4chan’s Pol(itically incorrect). So, forgive me lord, for I have sinned. But here are some of the comments from the meme; I thought these comments were very interesting and painting a sort of personal stake on people’s… Read More Some Enlightening comments on a Clown Article

January 5, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

[Trashy] Meme Dump 01

This is a bunch of memes from the IG account, now here to occupy space outside of the disgusting computer-unfriendly IG website. The text beneath are of the original IG post. Posting 10 at a time because my parole officer is breathing down my neck. As always; *Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice.… Read More [Trashy] Meme Dump 01

October 31, 2020 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

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