Besides the Crack epidemic, people are pointing to a conspiracy theory that Fried Chicken is some sort of government sanctioned program to subjugate and enslave people of a specific socio-economic and race. I mean, conspiracy theories wouldn’t sound fun if they didn’t sound atleast this crazy.

This is further highlighted by a Don Julio and Fried Chicken collab;

Like when Popeyes created Chicken Sandwiches

The boondocks;

Some ‘comedy’ skits exist on this jazz;

They Cloned Tyrone;

Undercover brother;

Personally;

If you eat Popeyes, and you check your hormones and bodily functions, you’ll know something is up. That’s of course assuming you have a base line of checking in with yourself and a level of self awareness from some work in grounded practices or meditation. Whatever.

I Fed my dog Popeyes, and noticed a trend where he tried to hump the shit out of everything after Popeyes chicken. Happened three times, and observed it, then I stopped buying that chicken. I mainly just didn’t want my dog humping everything. Turns out, that’s not cool.

All jokes aside;

Is this intentional? Idk.

Is it specifically meant to target black people? Idk.

Is it meant to target poor people? Idk.

Is the government behind this? Idk.

Specifically the CIA? Idk.

Do the hormones in chicken lower the collective sentient consciousness by activating and directing the lower sacral chakras thereby keeping people enslaved and grounded into a primal feeling and their mentality is shackled to a lesser timeline or loop for some nefarious meta-physical governmental mind control purpose? Idk.

Is there a room of people behind closed doors conspiring to put more tasty chicken using hormones and chemicals to their advantage to make it more addicting and collaborating with other companies to help target their target demographic? Putting store locations to target these demographics? Yes. Those are called business board room meetings, and yes, they are conspiring for. . . more market share.

A conspiracy is just two people talking to make a plan. That’s the literal definition of the term.

At a minimum, all of this is for more money.

Beyond that, Your guess is as good as mine.

It is to note that Popeyes isn’t the only one in this conspiracy. Other people point to Zaxby’s, Raising Cane’s, or Churches. Arguably even Chick-Fil-A might be compromised because their chicken has tasted like shit these last few years.

In Closing

Popeyes chicken has degraded in quality, I think the mass farming and shit and hormones and chemicals make it taste like ass nowadays. My opinion.

Also, when I first tasted double breaded and double fried chicken, I became enlightened. Korean Fried Chicken is the real fried chicken. Crispy and juicy in two layers.

If you‘re black like chicken, Try Korean Fried Chicken and you’ll never intentionally go back (unless you betray yourself for nothing).

Idk fam, keep your tin foil hats on strong, and keep your phone away from your dick.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice