I’m writing this to fuel my confirmation bias and also at the same time taking some screengrabs at legit and reasonable questions that may be deleted or whatnot. It seems they didn’t delete actual questions, so I guess it’s fair game? Idk, I don’t have a registry of deleted comments nor do I really care.
Honestly, I’ve been going back and forth on whether to even cover this. Because it’s some petty shit. But then I read some of their answers, and oh boy are they giving some boring drab and corporate liability speech of “You shouldn’t take advice from internet strangers” and then I remembered that I’m more petty than they are. So let’s not throw away this B-roll. (Everything here is B-roll).
So Robinhood has an account that’s been flagged as Shitposter by the infamous degenerates at Wall Street Bets;
Anyways, they posted this on April 26th, 2021 and will host it throughout the 29th;
They posted it on their own account, and it’s moderated by none other than, themselves.
Good old Lock and Delete hard questions;
(Because a 50% downvote would be 0 upvotes. so anything less than 50% upvotes would be overkill)
Poor new COO, just recently entered the position of COO, so hopefully the pay is worth the third-degree-ing of questions. But I mean, you can just shadily stake your reputation and dodge questions. Because that’s what they did.
Well, an AMA means “ASK ME ANYTHING”, but the out-of-touch base of Robinhood created rules and such to prevent asking anything. Which makes it more robotic, corporate, and definitely out of touch.
For the record, they answered about 22 questions. . . Not all of them were answers either, so I’m being generous
Not like Off-the-cuff like what an AMA is supposed to be, genuine and all that.
But whatever;
Questions I care about (ish, not really, I generally don’t care);
Reply;
Another question;
Reply;
Doge Coin related questions;
Reply;
Another question;
other Questions;
(Spoiler, Robinhood Doge’d the question. LMAO)
No Reply
Everyone wants to know about wallets
Wallets
People want to own their stuff, I mean, yea, of course. Duh;
The Reply;
And Crypto expansion
People want to know if Robinhood Crypto will expand their offerings into other coins;
Something about Safemoon;
To which;
People are still salty;
Also, if you notice, someone keeps giving a Snek award. Probably hinting that Robinhood is a deceitful liar or something;
It also didn’t take long to meme the photo;
I sort of feel bad for the COO who just entered into the fray without understanding the amount of damage control they needed to do.
But, uh, here is a random comic strip to help succinctly nail the feeling the COO felt (probably).
In Closing
Ultimately, Robinhood answered like 10 questions, repeated themselves, deleted a whole bunch, did damage control, and then went dark.
It’s pretty remarkable that this company could be as successful as it is and have the PR that they do. Although, a lot of people are transferring out and whatnot, but uh, well, uh, yea. . .
I don’t have anything to say,
This is entirely a B-roll post, and I honestly regret even posting it before posting it.
But, I mean, how many turds do you remember after you flush down the drain? That’s exactly how it’ll be for me, totally forgettable shit. . . -post. lmao.
None of these comments or pictures describe anything that I feel or express the opinions of anything worth liability or anything. And to make further confounding statements in that of itself, one must realize to advise extreme caution and continually use the word ‘of’ because legal jargon of dictation of some other form of higher power requirements precede the necessity to speak convolutedly. Especially in cases which extend to ‘of’ and the usage of ‘of’. Nice.
Idk shit man,
In other words,
*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice