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Category: Sports

Betting on Somali Pirates

Apparently there’s a buy in option to get on a private exchange and bet on pirates in Somalia. How do you do it? I don’t fucking know, but apparently it’s a thing. People are saying there’s over 70 ‘companies’ to place bets on. Sort of like betting on an incorporated merchant vessel to fund their… Read More Betting on Somali Pirates

August 16, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Sports are Rigged, NFL possibly too

Since as old as Ye Gladiator times, matches were rigged. Horse races and many sporting events were rigged. What, you trust the bookie placing your bets to not run a racket? Why? Historically, bookies always run rackets, and people still trust the stock market even after the 1920’s. So, there’s a theory yea, that the… Read More Sports are Rigged, NFL possibly too

February 20, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Whatever happened to those Livestrong bracelets?

Well, they faded a bit out of existence, like any fad that fades (especially life), things just go away after a while. It’s all part of the natural cycle of dying and re-dying. So, let’s do a poor review on what happened. (TLDR, there was a scandal and people stopped caring) Livestrong’s inception and purpose… Read More Whatever happened to those Livestrong bracelets?

March 27, 2021February 20, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

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