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Category: Behind the Meme

This is a section where we explain our shit posts memes. All non-credited memes are created by a monkey, Charles, in which we’ve fed a shit ton of stem-cell-viagra and Dodeca-atomic Gold Diamond liquid. We let the monkey have an I.Q. of about 180, and then exposed Charles to three hours of split second subliminal memes daily. This is to scorch in the dankness of memes into Charles’ mind.
We then make up a bullshit story on how the meme came to be.

Pssst, I have a meme for you

The West likes Constructs. That’s why we build phrases and society around buildings and making things. As if the Universe was an elaborate cog of designed by a Watch maker. It’s no small thing that Jesus was the Son of a Carpenter. “If you Build it, they will come.” It’s even in our stories, the… Read More Pssst, I have a meme for you

November 7, 2023 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

Some Enlightening comments on a Clown Article

So, uh, Clown Virus. I saw a meme, and here is the meme; I got this meme from 4chan’s Pol(itically incorrect). So, forgive me lord, for I have sinned. But here are some of the comments from the meme; I thought these comments were very interesting and painting a sort of personal stake on people’s… Read More Some Enlightening comments on a Clown Article

January 5, 2022 Penniless DukeLeave a comment

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