Ever since the widespread definitely-not-CIA epidemic of drugs including meth, heroin, and the golden child of Crack, we’ve seem to forgotten our natural roots.

You know how cigarettes used to be just cured tobacco -But then they put a bunch of other shit in em and tell you to use a ‘filter’? It’s like that but with a heavier drug.

Yea, we had Opium and there was a subculture of opium in all the ‘cool’ places. (It’s cool because why would you be in the sun?)

We could literally be laying on couches and not progressing the technological revolution of new broaching Artificial Sentient Intelligence to map simulated universes and instead play with made up mental universes in smokey maya exhausted from our breaths;

Now we have Trap Houses and they’re just shitty ghettos and drug dens with fiends that mope and lay on the couch all day.

What I’m saying is, We’re losing RECIPES.

Don’t worry, the average teen and Millennial is vaping and watching shit on their black mirror brick in their hands. Lying in bed vaping and DOOM-scrolling to fry our dopamine receptors as if it’s a race between our brain and our lungs;

You can thank the Chinese for Opium and Railroads (even though it wasn’t just the Chinese slinging white and yellow opium)

Hell,

I wouldn’t be surprised if Fentanyl and new ‘designer drugs’ by definitely-not-CIA would result in the loss of Trap Houses. Again, we’re losing recipes.

Also, props to day walking meth heads (or Day walkers as I call em). I think it’s a feat of evolution to see a functioning meth head walk around and work whole ass full time jobs. I don’t mean trucking, but that’s a subculture for another day.

In Closing

Uhh, Don’t ask about Opium or Poppy Farms in Afghanistan and how that relates to foreign policy.

Also, Human Beings are cyclical creatures, and so is the universe. The fuck you think we’d do?

Peak doing nothing is what we ought to expect.

Complete side note, I used both Laying and Lying grammatically correct and you should clap for that.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice