Buckle up, because here’s the cosmic conspiracy to end all energy-conspiracies: coal, oil, and gas?

They’re not just the backbone of our economy; they’re the chains that bind us to a reality where the elite can play puppet master. Arguably the elites are the shepherds and we’re just retarded sheep wanting to progressivism ourselves to societal suicide.

But what if I told you it’s all a grand illusion, that the Chains don’t enslave us but hold us together as a functioning society?

Technically they do both.

Imagine if we had free energy, not just the kind that powers your Ex-Wife’s Vibrator, but the zero-point, over-unity kind that taps into the very fabric of the universe, where energy is as abundant as the air we breathe.

You know, like any of the fifty plus people that have amazingly disappeared or committed suicide by creating engines that run on water. Maybe those suckers got invited to the Premium+ version of life in time-space for being smart as fuck. Doubt it, but who knows.

But no, the powers that be, they’re like the opposite of technological revolutionaries, they’re measured luddites, creating archaic tools to increase workplace inefficiency while simultaneously talking about making things more efficient.

They want indoctrined wizard economists practicing their new-age augury to keep chanting witchcraft about population utilization rates and labor values matching to maintain a balance of ‘work’ and ‘idleness’ in life measured by unemployment rates and ‘ghost jobs’ at society at large. As if human individuality is an econometric numerical factor and is interchangeable as an assumption a priori (Economists suck).

Why? Because if we all got a taste of this universal energy, we’d become self-sufficient, like monks in a monastery of technology, no longer needing the grid, the government, or the global market’s supply chains.

The jobs we have now? They’d vanish into the ether, as obsolete as a flip phone in a world of quantum computing. Good by soul sucking corporate job where we’re chained to a mouse and keyboard at work as if we’re some sort of office monkey clocking into an archaic zoo bleached with LED lights.

We’d be free, truly free.

but here’s the catch:

This freedom would disrupt the delicate balance of the universe’s laws of order and chaos, managed by the elites (or the shitty retards that think they’re elite for some reason).

That’s right, our middle-class-shadow-puppet-plutarchy wouldn’t exist without something to manage, and with a revolutionary breakthrough like free-energy, we’d probably end up the opposite of economic turmoil and deflationary spiral, it’s like an inflationary asset spiral and economic hyper-accelerationists to obsolescence.

Arguably the deletion and erosion of the economic bloc defined as the ‘middleclass’ will lead to economic instability and revolutionary reforms. But I’m not here to espouse real anthropologic political science on you. That’s a headache for the Government Deep State handlers.

Imagine if the average person could completely be off grid due to free unlimited energy. They wouldn’t have to worry about conversations, culture, bullshit. They would entirely be self-sufficient enough to the point of cocooning themselves in their own little boxed world like a NEET surviving off of insurance or inheritance money. People could turn into islands by themselves and not rely on outside sources in theory.

The social fabric would erode worse than your neighbor discovering internet porn or the fact that you can argue with strangers online.

The lack of social interaction with one person in their life, is something that could lead to radicalization and devolution of language as well as property right-libertarian defense theology. You know, It’s “my property and I can only enforce my rights over it through violence”.

If you scale this, then societies at large could isolate and cocoon themselves blocking themselves from other worldly interaction, meaning social ties between neighbors, communities, cities, and nations would crumble. Logistic supply chains would fall, and people wouldn’t know what the fuck pineapples or bananas are after five generations, they’d think it’s some sort of mythic Chinese Propaganda or some shit.

That’s right, free energy means you can tell other people to fuck off.

And you probably have a free energy fueled 3D printer that can wrongly-Shinzo-Abe someone that dares encroach into your finely curated cocoon of reality threatening to wake you up out of your own delusions of isolation.

And this is repeatable through scale if we allow people to have ‘free energy’ generation devices.

So the elite, they’ve concocted a plan where we’re all kept busy with “bullshit jobs,” because of simple necessity.

These jobs are keeping us in a state of economic and cultural interdependence. They keep us under and down, stuck like a rat in a apartment complex of universe 25, matrix. Without them, regions would collapse like a house of cards, and the elite fear this more than they fear the wrath of the universe itself. The entire current status quo would be shifted and changed, like an earthquake, entirely revolutionizing the world as is and meaning that the Old guards have to ‘turnover’ their watch.

New World, New Watch, New Guards. That’s just how it is and it be like that sometimes.

So, they keep the fossil fuels burning, not just for profit, but because they believe in their bones that without this illusion of matrix, we’d lose the thread of global unity, of cultural exchange, of the forced harmony they’ve woven into the fabric of society.

Thus, the conspiracy isn’t about denying progress; it’s about preserving a fragile, controlled order in a universe that naturally seeks balance through chaos, even if it means hiding the key to true abundance and freedom beneath the coal dust and oil rigs.

All in all, the current status quo is Work-Retire-Die, with a guarantee of Work and Death but no guarantee of retirement.

The New Status quo could be Play-Retire-Die or just simply Isolate-Loneliness-Die. Who knows, it could be shittier.

In Closing

This is a shit post, giving a counterthought in the form of a conspiracy on why revolutionary technology through rapid implementation would lead to more harm and disaster. Simply put, ‘we might not be ready for it’ just like the AI overlord research technicians that are funded by Big Money Conglomerates like Black Rock.

I mean, imagine the amount of homesteader libertarians that would start their own flower power hippie cult in their backyards creating new archaic societies while raising new generations of humans that are banned from using technology or even knowing of it’s existence. I’m talking about a Korean Religious cult level crazy, but like combined with Amish and not the fun use-a-cellphone-if-needed kind.

Point being, radical new technology being introduced would likely lead to our own demise. Like when we discovered nuclear power, in the form of bombs. Just imagine giving a monkey a gun, it’s cool, but they’ll probably do something dumb with it.

This shit post is obviously speculatory in nature and isn’t substantiated by anything other than thoughtforms to create an egregore of resistance to whatever ideas exist out there.

It doesn’t matter. It’s literally not material. It’s digital baby.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice