To kick off the Year 2024, we’ve got more Island-client lists revealing some wheel chair bound brainiac making visits, and of course wild speculation at Bayside Mall in Miami Florida.

The reports as of writing state that the mobilization of police were due to four teenagers playing with fireworks.

Some claim there was restricted air space, or semi-restricted prevention of arriving flights to Florida.

All of this, lead to a mobilization of probably a hundred or more Cop Cars.

Some claim Aliens, some claim inter-dimensional jazz.

Some theories speculate that the coordinates for a teleportation device went haywire, common mistake, and instead of teleporting to Miami, Florida at; 25°45’42.1″N 80°11’30.5″W

They might’ve wanted something like;

Greenland 25°45’42.1″W 80°11’30.5″N

India 25°45’42.1″N 80°11’30.5″E

Antarctica 80°11’30.5″S 25°45’42.1″E

Wild theories, common mistake, things happen, who knows.

In Closing,

I have none of the facts, a lot of hush hush on this, and no plausible official reports or CCTV posted. A bunch of things are removed and scrubbed, who knows.

Just know, the word ‘extra-terrestial’ means ‘extra-Earthlings’. For what it’s worth.

Where are the other Terrans? Who knows, not me, that’s for sure.

Just uh, try not to be too xeno-phobic out there.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice