Alright, so it has come to my attention that Asian hate crimes are the new fad. So that means I have to remind y’all that No Lives Matter. Here is part 2. Companies are going to lie and pander and not care about you. Just remember, they’re doing it for the money and no other… Read More No Lives Matter mini-part 2 (sadly)
Alright, so Neo liberalism is neither neo nor even liberalism. See, what neo liberalism is, isn’t liberating oppressed people. It isn’t spreading Communism, or Democracy, or liberalizing anything. Naw, you fell for the marketing gimmick hook line and sinker. Neo liberalism is actually, drumroll please, Neo-imperialism! (Which is just really imperialism) The Race Trap Before… Read More Neo Liberalism is a scam
Hey cool cats and kittens, there’s a new wave of cringe-worthy and arguably successful and memeable advertising. We all know that memes are spreading faster than your typical case of Herpes, and I’ve been a sailor to many ports, so I know what I’m talking about. Well, these marketing firms or whomever in charge, are… Read More Successful Cringe-wave advertising
I’m talking about Daft punk. The duo is no longer together as of 22 Feb, 2021 For the English illeterata, ‘Daft’ means mad or insane. I know, because I googled it. Yea, so Daft Punk were these two French dudes that were universally loved for their gift in music. Their lyrics transcended language barriers and… Read More A Tribute to two Punks that were not Daft but were still madlads
Just another shit post, I’m going to hijack the first quarter of this article and talk about Oregon for shits and giggles. Consider it, an appetizer. Yes, these places might get a bit chilly but they didn’t expect much snow. At least, until it snowed. So the recent severe weather (probably somehow related to an… Read More Winter Wonderland 2021: Texas edition
Alright, so you did your job of pan handling like a street urchin (or failing to solicit your nudes to your old high school alumni), and after hours of going through Instagram and tiktoks about foodporn, you found that you love food. What with the starving and whatnot, you realize food is something that does… Read More So you want to be a Shef?
Most of this is probably borderline illegal, or whatever. I don’t know man, I just report the fake facts as if they are a real piece of fiction. What do you want from me, man? Gamestop Someone posted that Careers at Gamestop changed up their logo into a circled ‘GME’, it seems they know how… Read More More Interesting plays in the Game Stopping $GME war
Well, tell your friend it’s simple, you fucking ‘friend-simp’ goon Money Laundering is when you get ‘clean money’ from washing ‘dirty money’. The easiest way to clean your money is to throw it in a washing machine, that way it gets clean. Ever left some dollars in a jacket pocket or jeans and then threw… Read More WTF is money laundering and how do I, uh, do it -I mean avoid it? You know, by knowing it, I can avoid it. . . Asking for a friend
TLDR; RobinHood has been irresponsibly (and possibly illegally) opening margin accounts and charging interest on their user’s behalf. Thus, it was never really free in the first place. (Well, they also got paid for the order flows, and gave you a shit deal on the bid-ask spreads. Which was also illegal) Alright, Robinhood is a… Read More RobinHood’s Dirt gets Dirtier
Kome Kloser my Ape friend, And I will talk to you about da wae of the stonks. This is a shit post, and you shouldn’t take it seriously or make any decisions, let alone breath, from this. I also don’t explain things down to the pea-brain level, nor do I care to. You shouldn’t really… Read More WTF is a ‘long’ and a ‘short’ in stonks?