Latin American Gangs and Cartels take hostage of Water rights and Avocado Farmers, to hollow out the pits of avocados, and to transport them for drugs.

This is an old playbook, so I probably am safe to shoot the shit on this. Seeing as I was originally about to talk shit on this jazz during 2019, but decided to wait for it to get a little older and stale. I feel like 5 years is a good amount of ‘heads up’ for the Cartels to run a new playbook.

On The 2019 TV show Rotten, there were lots of intrigue and discussion to the ins and outs, using both government and private sector, military and cartels, to push against farmers and water rights. Siphoning the water in an area and funneling it into a Corporation so that the control of farming would be monopolized in areas that dealt with Corpo Money and Exports;

Just imagine that this is happening anywhere with a competitive market.

This means that One major corporation, owned access and rights to farm crops, and everyone else got fucked by military, police, and cartels. The Corporation or Big Farmer that was franchised, worked hand in hand with money to push their Avocados, for more purposes than just food.

It’s not new to empty out the pits of avocados, fill them with goodies, then glue them back up, and ship the contents to the wide world who’ll buy some ‘exotic’ avocados for ‘extra’ -If you know what I mean.

I’m saying people smuggle drugs in Avocados.

When they get to US state side, either a factory, a mule, or a nice Ceviche restaurant will handle the goods and extract the real product. They’ll either store it or refine it or resell it. Making sure to get their money’s worth.

Hell, if they were really on game, they’d even have a biowaste or composting deal with compost sights and Waste Management to help recoup some of their product that might have slipped through the cracks.

I mean, this is ONE shipment, with 1.7 tons of cocaine.

And you got to know, there’s a LOT of shipments, not just here in the US, but world wide. Spain, the rest of Europe, probably some risky fellows in Dubai or Philippines connected with corruption or something.

It’s not like they want to ship it through other means that would get detected, like illegal meat. Due to customs laws, there’s some things that just can’t be shipped. Just not smart worth shipping.

Also,

Chances are, those people that eat Avocados, might actually be getting acute doses of Cocaine. A Free energy boost, consider it like a red bull or a Coke, back when Red Bull or Coke used, well, coke.

Maybe there’s a reason to get addicted to the Avocado and Toast that everyone raves about?

Also, apparently a Millionaire Nobody thinks buying Avocado toast is the reason people can’t buy houses. I mean, I could make an argument either or, for or against. Eh, I digress.

Maybe the News is in on this deal, Deriding Avocado Toast, since they probably work hand in hand with the Bankies and the Bankies like Laundering money for the Cartels. (Just google search, and you’ll find many instances where Major Banks work with Cartels).

Realistically though, if you’re going to sell drugs in fruit, then you’d probably not send it to a market. But whatever happens happens, and those that know know, while those that don’t know, just don’t know.

Forbidden Fruits sold on market square.

In Closing,

Be Careful of Fent, as Theo Von once said, you can’t even do cocaine in this country anymore.

Some birds are saying they paint their cocaine yellow, to prove that it isn’t for fent, and some birds are saying yellow means it’s cut with fent. I don’t know who to believe, so make sure your dealer uses it before you do and they do it right in front of you, and chances are, they might be a fucking cop anyway.

Lol, Idk fam, I just don’t know. I also don’t talk to birds literally, so who knows.

It’s not like the DEA is actually helping spread information on how to not get Fent or other dumb shit spliced in your drugs. It’s not like the DEA actually sells kits to help the American people do drugs cleanly- or test to make sure they’re not taking bad drugs.

Nope, good luck, and try not to eat too many Avocado’s and Toast. I prefer my Avocado in my eggs, bitch.

They’ll always reinvent the wheel, so consider this old news. This is an active 130 Billion dollar plus market btw;

I just hope next time you try to enjoy Avocados, thinking that they’re conflict-free, I want you to think again. Someone probably died for them, Blood on your hands baby.

Hell, If you really want, I could Ruin Chocolate for you.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice