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Best Job for Tax Evasion

Is working for the IRS;

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What are you going to do? Report yourself?

This is a Joke,

For intents and purposes, with a click bait title. Chances are, you might be an IRS agent and you can enjoy a good laugh looking at an article that is essentially a mirror. It’s like getting Rick Rolled but without the music.

But for real though, IRS agent actually get audited;

The Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration (TIGTA) regularly audits and monitors IRS employees to ensure compliance with tax laws. There have been cases where TIGTA reports found that some IRS employees were delinquent on their own tax obligations. Such incidents usually lead to disciplinary actions, ranging from warnings to termination, depending on the severity and context of the case.

Consider it an audit of the audit, a state within the state. Yea. Some people are more Patriotic and Democratic than you are ‘hur hur hur’.

But those agents that are caught typically get a slap on the wrist and aren’t immediately fired.

But even if you’re caught, you get like some armor or extra health points because you can probably work out a deal to pay it off. Lol. I’m not a lawyer, none of this is serious.

As a complete side note,

What if IRS agents are actually super BASED. What if there are secret Committees of IRS and ATF agents that are super anti IRS and anti ATF. What if there’s some sort of subversion plot from within?

Obviously I’m dreaming a big hope, but it’d be pretty neat if true. It’s not entirely impossible.

Dear IRS, give me a position as a head or director of enforcement, and I’ll try to skirt by for as long as I can not getting fired while also not doing my job and radicalizing those below me with reports that make them question if they’re the good guys or not.

In Closing

I make no recommendations nor condone nor endorse any illegal activity. I’m merely citing what others users online through websites and news articles have found to be a tax loophole into evading taxes which is a felony.

This is no want an endorsement or advice or recommendation to perform or not perform anything or nothing that could be remotely in a parallel universe construed as an instrument of any type of financial or otherwise advise.

In any case, I would love to pay for a live stream subscription service of someone working for the IRS and grossly not doing their job. That would be the most American thing possible and it’d be riveting. You know, just stick some guy in an office cubicle seven doors down and tell them to clock in and out and play solitaire from nine to five. Extra break times and lunch too. With Sabbatical and paid vacations. I would not mind paying for that at all. Much better than hiring 87,000 more armed Tax Collectors.

*Not Valid Financial, Legal, Life, or Any Advice

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